today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”
a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. he is served a beer and some peanuts.
he sits and drinks the beer but soon he begins to hear small voices talking to him. “u look really good today” they say “i love that tie. do u work out?”
he asks the bartender what those voices are. the bartender says “oh those are the peanuts. theyre